Posted on Jun-27-08 at 09:08 AM (Eastern) by 220.127.116.11
>> PREGNANCY Q & A &more!
>> Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
>> A: No, 35 children is enough.
>> Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
>> A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
>> Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
>> A: Childbirth.
>> Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
>> borderline irrational.
>> A: So what's your question?
>> Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor,
>> but pressure. Is she right?
>> A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
>> Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
>> A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
>> Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife
>> is in labor?
>> A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
>> Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
>> A: Yes, pregnancy.
>> Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
>> A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
>> Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act
>> normal again?
>> A: When the kids are in college.
"Women should not have children after 35. Thirty-five children are enough." - anonymous (Only 28 to GO!)